I’ve been sucking lately in the blogging department. You know it, I know it, and Corey Brown definitely knows it. To try and make up for it, I am going to tell you what I did this week while I wasn’t blogging:

  • Fell in a diner
  • Listened to a crap ton of Mariah Carey
  • Realized the only thing exempt to the “Rule of Three” is VH1 reality shows
  • Accidentally stole a headband
  • Decided a lot of girls wouldn’t be considered pretty if Sarah Jessica Parker wasn’t famous
  • My favorite pen ran out of ink
  • Worked 25 hours in two days
  • Learned about “rough drafts”
  • Loved the new show “Miss Guided”
  • Got sad that Whitney Houston lost her sh*t
  • Passed the courvoisier
  • Haggled at Urban Outfitters
  • Caught a guy putting on a fake accent while selling spa products
  • Looked forward to Keeping it Fun

I know this is a poor substitute for a week’s worth of entries, but please try to forgive me. It won’t happen again.

BTDubs, does anyone out there know what those circle and line charts you draw while brainstorming are called? This shizz is killing me.