Ever since a certain Bahamian princess told the DJ to Pon de Replay, EVERYBODY has been getting my name wrong. It didn’t used to be so bad, but now in a post-Umbrella world, I feel it necessary to remind everyone that my name is BRIanna, not RIHanna, not RHIanna, but BRIanna with a “B.”

I am honestly a little flattered to be confused with Rihanna, as she is a sassy little thing, however I like my name, I’m proud of it, and I don’t want to give it up just cause someone has a successful singing career.

So Miss Lady at Starbucks, woman on the phone at the salad place, and other people that have got it wrong lately, please listen more closely next time.  Your job, and my sanity depend on it.