Before I begin, I want to say that I have NOT seen this movie, and was never planning on seeing this movie, however in light of some recent internet explorings, my mind is on the brink of being changed. Sometimes they say that the trailer is better than the movie, but in this case, the reviews are better than the trailer. I dare you to not have a giggle-fest while reading the Mall Cop reviews linked below. They will kind of make the lights shine a little brighter and make you want to step over to the sub-par comedy dark side. 

The NY Times

The LA Times

And.. FYI… this was the #1 movie at the box office this weekend.

Really, America?

(Anyone want to go to the movies with me?)