August 2008


I am about to wax political, so if that is a problem for you, rest assured I will be writing about celebrities and random crap again soon. So, here goes nothing…

John McCain has announced Sarah Palin of Alaska as his running mate in the upcoming election. I pride myself on having an open mind, but Palin did something so appalling and inappropriate at her public appointment, that I don’t think I can ever take her seriously as a driving force in this country’s governmental process.

She wore a banana clip to her coming out party.

You can’t see it in the picture, but trust me it is there. Do you really want a vice president who wears banana clips? In public?

Furthermore, she wore glasses on the cover of Vogue.

I am all for four eyes representing, but on Vogue… really? That screams of blasphemy, and I am not okay with it.

I’m done.

PS- I know the Vogue cover is fake… duh.

This is what Heidi Montag thinks she looks like:

That’s Miss Liukin if you’re Nastia.

First, I want to apologize for my extended vacay from this interweb space. That dark time is over now. I am back and ready for some self-indulgent bloggy adventures.  So here it goes…

I have been listening to a lot of Justin Timberlake lately… A LOT, and I wish his song Lovestoned was written about me. The girl Justin is singing about is the girl I want to be. Here are some of the lyrics that have spoken to me the most:

She’s flawless like some uncut ice

Even if I was flawless like some uncut ice, I so don’t have the flavor to be described this way. However, if someone said this about me, I wouldn’t need any other compliment ever again.

And all she wants is to dance/ That’s why you’ll find her on the floor

That part’s accurate…

But you don’t have a chance/ Unless you move the way that she likes/ That’s why she’s going home with me tonight

Basically, I want to be going home with Justin Timberlake, BUT I also want to be able to dance so hot that he comes to me. The girl he is describing isn’t a groupy, she gets results.

And she looks like a model/ Except she’s got a little more A**

Now that would just be cool.

So, in conclusion I want to be the girl that makes you Lovestoned. I want to have Lovestone-ing power.

Peace.