I have a new man in my life. His name is Cakey T. and he is from Outer Space. Here he is below singing a Karen Carpenter song:

On Facebook, Cakey said he was “maybe attending” my birthday party… but he didn’t. Why’s I always gotta get my heart broke?

Check out all the heartbreaker’s videos here, while I go find a non-puppet cake to make me feel better.

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