I was watching an SNL sketch on Hulu yesterday with a male co-worker when this exchange occured:
AMY POEHLER (ON SCREEN)
I made out with Kevin Parker and he told everyone I smelled like Doritos.
ME
Story of my life.
MALE CO-WORKER
I can see that.
Which got me thinking… I am kind of a mess. Here is a running tally of food/drink I’ve spilled on myself lately, and how long it took for me to notice:
1) Yellow mustard all over my lapel… 20 minutes
2) Plain oatmeal stuck on my nose… 30 minutes
3) Vanilla yogurt pretty much everywhere… 1 hour
4) Coors light on my lap… immediately
5) Shrimp empinada on my lap… immediately, but I still ate it (don’t hate, that shiz was expensive)
6) Popcorn down my shirt… this took a couple of minutes
Something needs to change.
July 1, 2008 at 4:38 pm
Sometimes popcorn falls out of my shirt when I get home from the movies. A lot of it. I find it sexy like I’m some sort of human popcorn machine. I’ve started holding a bowl under my shirt when I undress.