As a reward for completing my first morning task, I treated myself to some peach yogurt. After an unspecified amount of time had passed, I went to brush back my hair, and felt something wet. After looking down, I realized I had white yogurt ALL OVER me and my completely black outfit. I would like to point out that my desk is right smack in the center of everything and putting me in full view of everyone that passes through the high traffic area.

So, if you walked by and said to yourself, who is that girl with white shiz all over her, it was just me being my not ready for the world self, and I apologize. They had to base Liz Lemon off of somebody, right?

Carry on.