So yesterday I stood in line behind a woman at the salad bar who was picking her romaine lettuce ONE PIECE AT A TIME. No joke. She was individually selecting the bits of lettuce she wanted in her salad. Most people in this situation would probably get super aggravated and want to give her a two-hand-plastic-tong-beatdown, but I was downright intrigued. Who is this woman, and why is her salad so important to her? What kind of person feels the need to be so exclusive with their lettuce consumption? I can make my guesses, but this seems like it’s going to be just one of those things…

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