Here is a re-enactment of my waking up this morning:

INT. OFFICE- DAY

BRIANNA stands throwing green grapes at RACHAEL RAY.

RACHAEL RAY

It is so hard being a star.

BRIANNA

(Throws another grape)

You are not a star.

BRIANNA’S alarm clock rings waking her up. It is 5:30 AM… on a Saturday.

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