This post is for every drama teacher that never cast me in the school plays, all the kids at school who made fun of me, and for my mom who told me to give up my dreams. To all the people that doubted me, I finally made it. I made my first appearance on Saturday Night Live

That’s me in the white dress. I played Excited Audience Member #142 at the act break. They wanted to test me out and start me small before they threw me into the big kid roles, but I’m sure before long it will be Weekend Updates and Cold Opens for me. 

I smell an Emmy…