I think my 85-year-old Aunt Rose is obsessed with Tyra Banks. The obsession started slow… Glimpses at the television while I was watching Top Model, asking repeatedly who Tyra was. Then one day we had the following conversation when Tyra looked like this:

Rose: Who is that?

Me: Tyra Banks.

Rose: Is she a witch?

Me: No, she’s a supermodel.

I think Rose is on to something. Tyra banks just might have some sort of magical powers. How else can you explain ten seasons of ANTM, “Tyra” still being on the air, and everyone forgetting about the time when Tyra released a hip-pop album? Watch out Tyra… my Aunt Rose is on to you.