Life in the Slow Lane

Dear Friends,

Watch this trailer for the upcoming Derrick movie. These guys are nice, polite, awesome, and beyond talented, and their shiz will blow your comedy mind.

Thanks!

Apparently, a lot of people were really upset by my comments on Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s accessories. I got a lot of comments, most of which I have decided (using my first ammendment rights) to not approve. Some, however, were too good to leave unpublished, and those sparkling pieces of enraged babble are below:

• I guess Johnny Versace would be the ideal VP candidate if he weren’t pushing up daisies.
• Do you get paid for this trivial banter?
• youre fu**in retarded
• Stop being dumb or spreading rumors.
• Please leave the country, quickly.

And this one is my favorite. Listen up, boys:

• now there is actually a politician that us men can swoon over…a governor, a former mayor, a gun owner, hunter, fly fisher,and one incredibly gutsy gal! I would love to see her do a spread for Playboy, but that would be wishful thinking. What’s a Banana Clip?