May 3, 2008
Here is a re-enactment of my waking up this morning:
INT. OFFICE- DAY
BRIANNA stands throwing green grapes at RACHAEL RAY.
RACHAEL RAY
It is so hard being a star.
BRIANNA
(Throws another grape)
You are not a star.
BRIANNA’S alarm clock rings waking her up. It is 5:30 AM… on a Saturday.
May 3, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Did you flip onto your other side in bed to reveal either a plate of grapes or a thirty minute meal?
May 3, 2008 at 5:17 pm
No, but there was a giant puddle of E.V.O.O.
May 3, 2008 at 5:42 pm
YOU LEAVE RACHAEL ALONE.